3rd Space FPS Vest

In all my time reviewing the latest gadgets and gizmo's, I can honestly say this is the best one I’ve found yet! It’s time to ditch your rumbling controllers, bin your buzzing joy pads and give way to the ultimate gaming accessory. Enter the 3rd Space FPS Vest!

This revolutionary piece of sophisticated gaming equipment utilises patented pneumatic technology to simulate bullet hits, socka punches, roundhouse kicks, explosions and much more. The 3rd Space FPS Vest can even replicate the exact force and direction of a bullet! Perfect for those online Call of Duty nights with your chums from work!

The 3rd Space FPS Vest works by its 8 hi tech pneumatic cells that are embedded in various areas around the vest. They react to the software that is supplied and send bone crunching signals via USB when you’re under attack! It has a special compressor that fires air into the specific cell using the correct level of force to accurately replicate the on screen action.

If you take a bullet hit from a sniper, the 3rd Space FPS Vest will elicit a piercing thud, receive a bitch slap and the vest will summon a girly pumph! If your troop gets air striked under a Luftwaffe aerial attack your likely to receive an almighty whack to your entire upper body from all 8 pneumatic cells! Yikes! Even if you’re tapped on the back by a zombie the vest will respond accordingly! The 3rd Space FPS Vest won't bruise you but you'll certainly recognize that you’ve been hit!

Ok so you’re going to look like a bit of a lemon sitting in front of your PC wearing a flak jacket, but are you really that bothered when you’re the one taking sub machine gun fire to your chest and feeling the ground shake from the cluster bomb that just exploded 2 feet from your head – I didn’t think so!


The 3rd Space FPS Vest comes with its own game disc, 3rd Space Incursion, plus a copy of Call of Duty 2, which has got to be, in my eyes, the ultimate war game! In all honesty this has to be one of the most amazing gaming accessories on the net.

My verdict? A body bashing 10 out of 10!