Sing Sing Prison Food Tray

Carl Panzram, Rudolph Duringer, Francis Crowley, these are all names you probably won’t be familiar with, but to the guards of Sing Sing prison of Ossining, New York, also known as the ‘Death House’, these are the names of scandalous villains and malevolent murderers that used to inhabit the halls of this notorious U.S. penitentiary.

Considering the crimes these scandalous shylocks had committed you could quite easily say the sort of treatment they received was probably well deserved. These cowardly criminals were kept in the clink for most of the day, with a few hours of hard labour and only a tray of jailhouse slop to keep them going.

But it’s not all weaving fishing nets and carving marble at Sing Sing, because at least inmates got to eat their daily prison slop off a cool tray. And believe it or not, little things like that go along way when you’re surrounded by a hoard of raving lunatics 24 hours a day. Luckily for you, you don’t have to start planning your next bank robbery to eat off this deplorable piece of dinnerware, because we sell an exact replica of the tray used in New York’s number one nick.

The Sing Sing Prison Food Tray is an ultra sturdy dish perfect for any felon to feast from and you won’t have to worry about being whacked over the head with it every time you eat. The Sing Sing Dinner Tray has six convenient sections to keep your portions separate. So you could have mash in one bit, bangers in another and some goopy guardhouse gravy on the side.

It’s crafted in food-safe melamine and is dishwasher friendly so if you hate doing the washing up this is definitely the dish for you. It’s perfect for crashing out in front of the telly and makes a perfect talking point at parties. So, we hereby sentence you to eat your dinner from a Sing Sing Prison Food Tray from now on and add one to your cart immediately before they all ‘cell’ out!