The Good Book

Hiding your alcoholism from your loved ones can sometimes be a tricky task, especially with the amount of whisky you’ve got piling up in the kitchen. In all honesty though, everyone loves a sneaky snifter, but stashing a whole bottle of your favourite sauce up your jumper can sometimes look a little bit suspicious! That’s the exact reason why we all poured our selves double bourbon on the rocks and stealthily went forth into drunken merriment when we saw this ingenious hardback book that features a crafty cut-out section containing a high quality stainless steel hip flask.

The Good Book has been specifically designed for drink lovers across the globe to have a quick tipple without raising suspicion. It’s simple. Just fill the stainless steel hip flask with your favourite spirit, pop it into the cut-out section of the Good Book and snap shut without batting an eyelid. No-one’s the wiser, except you and your bootlegging book! Put the Good Book in your bookcase or simply slide it into your drawer, safe in the knowledge that any plonk pilferers or booze bandits won’t be reading a verse from Leviticus 20:3 in the hunt for your sacred holy spirit.

This inviting item of reading matter will ensure you've got a bit of a cheeky tipple to keep you warm through the winter months. Okay, so if you’re looking to brush up on your Joshua 24’s or Proverbs 31’s, you are definitely on the wrong page, for that, it is not. For this wondrous Good Book is for those who haveth the need to secrete their holy water so would-be thieves cannot drinketh for themselves...eth!

Give the Good Book as a gift and you can hand write a touching and heartfelt greeting on the inside cover (you know like your grandparents used to inside your Beano annual every Christmas). Or you can fill the flask with the recipient's favourite tipple. If you really want to push the boat out nip into your local Key cutting shop and get the flask engraved! The options are endless. One thing’s for sure, the Good Book is guaranteed to fly off the shelves quicker than you can say ‘kum-by-yah my lord’, so what are you waiting for? Order yours immediately!

Half Yard of Ale

Calling out around the world, are you ready to get really sloshed. Summer’s here and the time is right to go drinkin' in the street. Okay so David Bowie and Mick Jagger didn’t sing those exact words but perhaps it’s what they were trying to say. Perhaps… In any case, you can be sure they tried one of these crazy beer glugging glasses in their lifetime.

The Half Yard of Ale or 'Forty Five Centimetres of Ale' (for all those who’s brains still work in the metric system) is one of the best ways to have a seriously tipsy time at home or in the pub surrounded by a collection of drunken mates. Okay so this is normally behaviour associated with lager louts and rowdy rugby players but those crazed beer-swigging giants tend to go for the whole yard - but now everybody can have a try because the half yard is a whole lot more do-able!

For the slightly less insane and perhaps more civilised among us (yeah right!), the Half Yard of Ale will suffice thank you very much. Anyone who has tried the Yard’s younger brother will know it’s not that easy. Gulping down nearly a pint and a half’s worth of booze in one sitting needs some technique and stamina. The boys at Toff Town Rubgy Club may have years of experience in the art of intense boozing, but us lesser mortals need a bit of training.

But if you’ve ever played a drinking game called Centurion where you take a shot of beer every minute, you’ll know that rapidly gulping down even the smallest amounts gets you absolutely blotto pronto! And makes you burp as much as you breathe. The Half Yard of Ale is a whopping great 400mm in length and holds a pint and a half of your favourite ale, or least favourite if you want to up the stakes. Or for a change, why not fill it with cola and see how you fare. Burping will definitely take on a whole new meaning.

The Half Yard of Ale is a 'sensible' drinking companion for parties, pub antics and quiet nights in (tongue firmly in cheek here) but it also looks great as an home ornament while you recover from the previous night’s liquid excesses. So brush up on those drinking songs, polish your half yard and get the bucket out. There may be spillage ahead.

Keyring Corkscrew

Cork and screw. Two words that don’t exactly sound massively interesting. Okay so the word screw has several connotations, however put the two together and you get something altogether more appealing. And this diminutive Keyring Corkscrew is proof of that.

New government legislation states that each individual above the age of 21 must bear a bottle-opening device of undisclosed nature at all times. Upon a brief chat with our solicitors, we have interpreted this to mean: you must either carry a corkscrew or a beer bottle opener at all times. This recent crackdown on drinkers has come about following a government survey that discovered that 93% of drinkers spend a good 10 minutes searching for a bottle opening device (loosing valuable drinking time) and a massive 58% of those asked are actually unable to locate one.

This obviously leads to a lot of unhappy drinkers around the country and that simply won’t do. Well thank goodness for the clever design people at Suck UK who have come up with an ingenious gadget called the Keyring Corkscrew.

While dangling next to your keys, the rather compact Keyring Corkscrew looks like some random keyring accessory. In fact, your friends will no doubt ponder upon the gloriously red and sleek silver longitudinal item cohabitating with your keys. This is where you smugly unfold it to reveal a corkscrew! You no longer have an excuse for loosing that always elusive bottle opener.

You know how it goes down at a party. The first two bottles of plonk are popped with ease but went it comes to removing the corks from the next ones, the opener has magically disappeared. Or what about that sunkissed session (drinking session or picnic we’re talking here!) on the park. Everyone turns up, you do the laying of the rug ritual but when it comes to the getting sloshed ritual, your efforts are hampered by a distinct lack of… yes you guessed it, a lack of bottle opener. Someone forgot it. So while some groups of friends are busy arguing about who did the unthinkable, yours will be a merrier affair thanks to the Keyring Corkscrew.

The Keyring Corkscrew is possibly the most important keyring you could ever own. And it also has handy locking mechanism so it won’t open accidentally in your pocket giving you a dodgy trouser bulge.

Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener

Take a look at your fridge. What do you see? A whole load of small magnets that depict all manner of merry things. A bit messy though isn’t… well why not go all Japanese on your fridge by reducing the clutter and simplify the décor. Once that’s done, stick this fantastic Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener on the door.

The Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener is a gorgeously-designed stainless steel bottle opener that really looks good enough to eat. We don’t recommend eating anything steel, whether stainless or not because that would be very bad for your health. What we do endorse however is the repeated opening of glass bottles using this great gadget. Okay so it’s another drinks gadget, sorry about that, but it doesn’t have to be beer that you crack open. Soft drinks very often come in a glass bottle too. Having said that, you’ll probably use this mainly for the golden stuff.

The Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener sticks to your fridge thanks to its insanely strong non-scratch rubber magnet. But worry not, you’ll still be able to take it off should a cleaning frenzy take hold of you. So here’s what you do to open a bottle: select and remove the appropriate beverage from the cooler. Close the door and then stick the top of your bottle into the aperture. To decapsulate, simply apply downward force/pressure and hey presto, in a matter of nanoseconds, it’s drinking time!

Such a simple design and yet so effective. And it looks sexy as hell too! Handy really, seeing as it will be adorning the front of your fridge. The Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener also has added health benefits. It can keep your blood pressure down. How? Simply because you’ll avoid searching for that darn bottle opener while the bottle in question steadily transfers its cold to your hand, effectively freezing your digits and warming up the precious liquid at the same time. This situation normally results in a rather irritable human being. With the opener securely stuck to your fridge this just won’t be an issue. Great!

Change your life forever with the Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener. Just imagine the time you’ll save as you pull those bottles out of the refrigerator, close the door and pop off those bottle tops in an instant. Leaves much more time for the important things in life. Not, not looking after the kids. Drinking more!

Ice Tankard

Warm beer bad, cold beer good. This is a rule that should be second nature amongst humans, but still to this day there are situations that arise where warm beer is unavoidable. Okay so if you’re out in the park it’s understandable but should you be at home, there is no excuse. Luckily, the Ice Tankard is here to help thanks to its clever inner compartment that holds freezing gel. Keep it in the freezer then use at the opportune moment.

It’s a simple idea but so often the simple ones are best. When the sun is beating down and you have burgers to cook on the BBQ or you are just standing around chatting utter nonsense, you know what’s going to happen. That can you just opened (or ''tinny'' for any Australians reading this) is gonna go warm. And quickly!

Well it’s a fact, the Ice Tankard can save you from the beastly taste of warm beer. You know that awful feeling when all you want is the satisfying taste of a cold one and instead it’s wishy washy warm amber nectar that you get splashing down your throat. Not go

od. To avoid this unpleasant scenario, bung your tankard upside down in the freezer and let the cold work its magic. The gel inside the Ice Tankard’s double-walled sides will freeze solid, providing a frosty surrounding for your liquid of choice and keeping your tantalising tipple at a terrific low temperature for longer. Enjoyment guaranteed.

The durable acrylic Ice Tankard has a good weight so it almost feels like you’re holding a glass. It’s also filled with non-toxic freezable liquid so it is safe for children to use. The longer their drink is cold, the longer the little terrors will stay happy.

Or you could impress the your lager-swigging pals by pulling a few of these glasses out of the freezer and turning that BBQ into an orgy of cool beer.

The Ice Tankard keeps your drinks ice cold and of course dilution-free so you definitely won’t need nasty ice cubes in your beer. That would be so wrong. It’s also dishwasher safe on the top shelf!

Wall Mounted Spirit Measure

If you're anything like us we're sure you fancy a good old drink (or five) every now and again. Wouldn't it be just fantastic if you could have your own butler to knock one up for you? Well, for those of us who haven't got the space for our own private bar or the thousands of pounds it would cost for your very own personal penguin we have got the next best thing, the Bar Butler! In true Del boy fashion helping yourself to your favourite tipple couldn't be easier or more fun.

The Wall-Mounted Spirit Measure holds your favourite bottle of plonk and on demand dispenses exactly one and a half shots of your favourite tipple directly into your glass! Simply push your glass upwards towards the nozzle and its leak free taps will fill your glass. It can hold any spirit up to a litre in size and the size of the shots will knock your guest’s socks off when they see you making them a glass of their No 1 sauce.

The Wall-Mounted Spirit Measure is perfect at parties too. No more playing waiter, now your guests can simply walk up to this brilliant dispenser and fill their glass with one and a half shots of your finest (or the cheap stuff if you’re a bit of a tight wad).

Ring Thing

Rings and the act of opening beer bottles could conjure up all sorts of illicit activities. But the ring in question here is of the metallic kind and is probably one of the most important beer glugging accessories of the 21st century. That's right, it opens beer bottles - or any non-twist bottle top for that matter! Invented in Germany -that other beer-swigging nation, the Ring Thing is set to take the drinking world by storm!

The ultimate in drinking bling, the stainless steel Ring Thing fits snugly around your middle finger and opens beer bottles in one swift movement. Of all the fingers that it should be destined for, it has to be the middle one. As if it doesn’t see enough action what with making nice friendly gestures at people, now it truly will be the centre of attention thanks to this circular digit accessory.

A private dentist's worst nightmare, the Ring Thing is a breakthrough taking the UK and the rest of the world by storm and saving thousands of extortionate dentists' bills across the country. No more grazed knuckles, no more burst clippers and no more missing teeth when trying to open your bottle of Becks.

The Ring Thing is primarily a cheeky concealed bottle opener disguised as a ring and hidden in the palm of your hand. But it is also a simple and pleasing design for men and it is sure to provide many a bottle openings in its lifetime. Comfortable to wear, it’s guaranteed for life, and easy to use... oh and did we forget to mention that it’s also a ring?!

Imagine the lies and deceit that you could get away with at parties with this brilliant little piece of German engineering. Girls will fall head over heals in love with you at your demonstrations of manly prowess. Indeed, opening a non -twist bottle top is a painful experience when done by hand and only a few superheroes are able to perform this amazing feat. Men will also want to touch you and bask in your glory, such is the power of the One Ring! They’ll also want to steal it off you and become lord of your ring while you slouch unconscious in a stupor. Ooo-er....

The Ring Thing. A true lord amongst rings that definitely should not be thrown into the fires of Mount Doom -sorry for the amount of references to the Lord of the Rings film, we're not plugging it, honest, we're just avid fans...Er, yes… anyway anyone fancy a drink?

Don't Break the Bottle

The consumption of wine has been going on for the odd few millennia. This is a fact. Well we’re here to put a stop to this immediately with a crazy contraption called Don’t Break The Bottle. Together we can stop all the bottles in the world from being de-corked and guzzled by the masses. Er…, bit extreme really so we won’t be condoning that course of action. Might lead to war… Instead, we will suggest having a little gander at this ingenious anti-drinking device because it really is a good laugh. In an evil way. Which is always good!

Don’t Break The Bottle is a puzzle designed to raise the blood pressure of wine lovers, appreciators, aficionados and general drinkers all around the globe. Simply lock your chosen bottle in the device then watch as your victim struggles to free the luscious liquid of love. It is available in three different guises, each providing many a giggle and much vein-on-forehead popping action. But if you don’t actually manage to solve the puzzle, you may end up with nothing to drink but the blood from that burst vein.

Offer this as a gift in the hope that the recipient attempts to solve it in front of you. Enjoyment all round… On first impressions it looks simple but after a few minutes the problem will still be unsolved. This is where you can really show your malevolent side by omitting to tell them the solution is inside the packaging. Don’t Break The Bottle fits standard wine, vinegar or oil bottles and really will have people all tied up in knots trying to crack it. Of course, some people may get so frustrated that they’ll literally crack it open, smash it to pieces, sand down all the wood components into a fine dust then blow it all out of the window. A psycho-babbleist may call this “externalising the pain” or something.

Don’t Break The Bottle is available in three different versions: the original wooden version, a corkscrew edition of the wooden model that seems to tease you even more thanks to that cheeky corkscrew, and finally a rather sexy minimalist metal caddy which will look great in a modern kitchen with its unassuming, puzzle-free looks. This, however, is pure illusion as it is most definitely a brainteaser of the first degree.

Don’t Break The Bottle may prove very useful for keeping the household wine thief at bay. Stick your favourite bottle inside and it has a higher chance of escaping the wine-thirsty clutches of your flatmate. Oh and be doubly careful. If you offer this to your future parents-in-law, you run the risk of returning home one day to find your fiancé in a chastity belt, courtesy of mum and dad. Who would have the last laugh there?

In any case, whether you want to flabbergast your father, mystify your mother or utterly discombobulate your friend Dave, Don’t Break The Bottle is more than up to the task. Lock and load people.

Inflatable Fatties

This is probably the most fun you can have with a set of 4 AA batteries and a ton of nylon. Become an overweight ballerina, a giant sumo wrestler or a podgy (who ate all the pies) referee at the push of a button with these Inflatable Fatties. They have an on board fan that inflates them in next to no time at all. Perfect. Forget about dodgy wigs, glasses and fake mustaches because Inflatable Fatties are guaranteed to be an absolute knockout at any party!

What would you give to look like a ballerina… Every little girl/boy/even man wants to be one. Well we do, but don’t tell anyone. Anyway, if you need a great idea for a fancy dress party then this ‘little’ sexy pink number is more than up for it. Complete with a gorgeously gold and pink tutu and a totally tremendous tiara, this Inflatable Fatty will bring out the dancing queen in you. And even though it would still be fun to get tutu’d up like a normal skinny ballerina, what’s the point when you can be the worlds fattest dancer? Wahey!

Keeping with the fat theme, our sumo wrestler costume is sure to have you bouncing along like a great big balloon all the way to the party. The humungous hunk of a man that you think you are is just about to get bigger. It’s also the only chance you’ll get to impersonate someone who wears nappies for a living without feeling silly... Yeah right! Actually, the sumo Inflatable Fatty comes complete with a fake sumo wrestler hair hat just so you can properly get in character. So don’t forget to work on that left-to-right sideways foot stomp thing they do just before charging. It’s recommended not to do battle with another sumo Inflatable Fatties as they are for fancy dress purposes only, but who is going to referee that point…?

Which brings us very nicely to our final costume of blow-up obesity, the referee Inflatable Fatty. Designed for all you power-hungry tomfoolerers out there, this planet-sized leviathan looks ravishing all dressed in black. Why not take this one to a football match and in the highly unlikely event that the real referee should make a silly decision (cough cough), suddenly inflate your costume and shout all sorts of pleasantries to the lovely man. Not that we condone hooliganism of this kind. Or any kind for that matter!

Well there you have it. Three hilariously original options for improving your fancy dress life. Take these Inflatable Fatties anywhere you want and inflate them anytime thanks to the onboard battery-powered fan. Just remember to readjust your anti-collision radar with one of these costumes on. You’ll be bumping into a few people.

Beer Key Bottle Opener

Beer. One of the most important discoveries in the history of humankind. We honor the god of beer everyday in the quiet of our homes, in the hustle of a public house or the bustle of a house party. But a terrible plague is sweeping the nation. Wherever you may be there are times when the need for an emergency bottle opener is felt.

This situation happens so often that it’s quite frankly amazing that more people don’t have a bottle-opening device about their person at all times. Well here’s a brilliant solution to this widespread problem in the form of the Beer Key Bottle Opener. And we can all thank the inventive types at Suck UK for being so nice as to invent it.

At a glance the Beer Key Bottle Opener looks like a normal door key. In fact it looks so much like a key that even the soberest of eyes will think it is one of those small unlocking devices. But if you take a closer look, the shape of the pokey outy bits are not quite key-like. Very handy if you want to disguise your massive drinking problem.

Close your eyes (actually finish reading this first) and imagine the scene: you’re sitting by the river with your mates, you’ve gone all out, bought a whole chicken and some potato salad and stuff. It’s all looking good, out come the beer bottles to wash down the poultry and… disaster! No one brought an opener. But wait, what’s this in your pocket? Well if it isn’t the trusty Beer Key Bottle Opener. Watch as your friends gasp as you effortlessly pop off that dastardly cap with a satisfying pchhh. Then marvel as they attempt it with their own normal keys. Good stuff!

The Beer Key Bottle Opener is clearly another very useful but clever little gadget that will always be by your side ready to rescue you in your hour of need. That's unless of course you lock yourself out and leave your keys at home. Order yours now before you break another lighter, scrape your hand on the wall or lose one of your back teeth trying to open your next cold one!

Beer Bands

All beers are created equal, or so it seems when you're trying to find yours at a party. Luckily for beer drinkers across the globe, our good friends at Fred Worldwide have come up with the solution! Just stretch a beer band around your bottle or can and separate yourself from the pack! Beer Bands are durable, reusable stretchy moulded rings to fit bottles, cans and even wrists!

There's nothing worse than cruising the floor at a party looking smooth and forgetting where you put your beer, only to realise that the brew you're currently swigging has been sitting on the side for a good few hours and has about twenty fag butts at the bottom of it. Just think how much of a tit you'll look walking around with baccy on your teeth and your breath stinking like the bottom of an ashtray! We have the answer! The Beer Bands!

Beer Bands come in 12 different colours with 12 different sayings daubed across the front; bombed, blitzed, trashed, pickled, hammered, loaded, polluted, ripped, sauced, tanked, wrecked & wasted. We're pretty sure at some point of the night one of these bands will be good to describe your current state! All you do is stretch one of the bands around your beer or your bottle and share with your friends to distinguish your drinks; or you could use them to describe your different stages of drunkenness throughout the night. Start on pickled and end up on wasted!

Wrap a Beer Band round your bottle next time you go out to discourage skint beer burglars for when you're not looking. Chuck a couple in your pocket next time you go out for a pint and we can guarantee everyone will be wanting to know where you got 'em from. You'll be the talk of the pub and those 'tea leafs' will be smiling on the other side of their faces when they try to claim your drink and your trusty Beer Band comes into action!!

Chocolate Russian Roulette

Eating chocolate is not the sort of thing you'd associate with nail biting anticipation. Since the release of Chocolate Russian Roulette, things have certainly changed in the world of a chocolatier. Chocolate is no longer gooey soft centres and strawberry cream inners, it's reached greater heights and newer levels with one hell of a hot chilli causing a serious stir!

There are twelve chocolates in the box but everything isn't what it seems, there's a joker amongst the pack! This crafty choccy box contains twelve chocolate bullets, eleven filled with a delicious praline centre and one with enough chilli in it to knock your socks off! Victims can either simply choose, or the selection can be done by spinning the 'roulette wheel' built into the box lid and then eating the corresponding piece. Seriously hot fun! Just spin the wheel to seal your fate!

Chocolate Russian Roulette is easy to play and with hilarious results. Each player takes one spin of the wheel. Whichever chocolate bullet it lands on that player will have to scoff. The game finishes when the bullet with the ultra hot chilli is found and the unsuspecting opponent ends up flushing their head down the toilet trying to ease the pain!

The best thing about the Chocolate Russian Roulette is that even though it's hiding something devilishly hot inside the bullets, it doesn't register with the mind until a good few seconds after, so you get to see your opponent's face of relief quickly change to a face of dismay!

The Beer Belly

How to carry a four-pack into an alcohol-free zone? How to be a very naughty boy and not do as you’re told? These are questions that were asked of the designers who came up with this very clever and o-so-useful gadget. And thank the lord they did. The Beerbelly may just be the saviour we were waiting for.

You’d be excused for thinking this is just a fake beer belly that someone will buy if they have a theme party to go to. The theme being large bellies. Well that would obviously be a silly idea. No, this is something altogether more useful. Some sporting events, festivals and such like do not allow you to bring in alcohol. So time to switch to stealth mode.

The Beerbelly consists of three elements, the sum of which helps to procure alcoholic enjoyment: a polyurethane bladder for holding your tipple of choice, a tube with a valve at the end for drinking the precious nectar and of course the neoprene sling for holding the bladder snug against your body. Snug as a rug in a brewery.

Even if you are of slight build, The Beerbelly will not look out of place. Real beer bellies don’t discriminate with size. Anyway, the neoprene sling has two straps that run over the shoulders and round the back of the alcoholic and then attach at the front via Velcro pads. Nice and simple. The user can then run the tube up the inside of his shirt and out at the collar. To drink, you simply need to bite lightly on the valve to open it and then suck.

Now the interesting thing about this drinking gadget is that its blue polyurethane bladder is similar in design to those used in such things like Camelbacks. If you ride mountain bikes or are perhaps in the US military, you’ll know all about these. The special material acts as insulation, keeping your liquid at a good level of cold for hours, even in the hottest of suns. We know. It really works. It also keeps things hot should you prefer to take tea with you. Biscuit with that dear?

You now only have to ask yourself one question: “Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, drunk?” Actually Harry that was two questions. But we’ll forgive you. The question you will need to ask for real is whether or not you want to be seen with an oversized belly. Having said that, the prospect of mucho beer on tap probably outweighs that rather amusing aspect…

Beer Bottle Goblets

Ode to beer. Beer beer glorious beer we love you when you're not dear. Bottle bottle bottomless bottle we love you when you are not clear. Clear as in empty like not much not plenty, that is how much we love beer. Hum. Quite.

What is the point of this lyrical frivolity I here you cry and what does it have to do with the Beer Bottle Goblets. Well, it’s all about the celebration of beer drinking. Have you noticed how beer tastes better from a bottle as opposed to a can? It seems a bit sharper, crisper and all that palarva. When you get a pint at the bar, it goes straight in a glass. Even when you do have cans, for some reason that amber nectar always tastes more appealing when drunk from a glass. Hummmm drunk...

Indeed. What we have here are 3 of the cleverest and most interesting beer receptacles available today. Formed from actual recycled beer bottles, these Corona, Grolsch and Sol bottles have been flipped over like a pancake, had there bases sawn off, then the edges have been carefully smoothed to produce a nice drinking lip. But that’s not all. It may be all too easy to keep bottle in hand when having a tipple but there is the odd occasion where you may want to put your Beer Bottle Goblets on the table. It does happens. Luckily, the manufacturer has stuck on a nice big base to these blinding beauties. Job done.

One final thing though. The Grolsch, Sol and Corona logos have all been sandblasted on. So no peeling when that liquid of love inevitably pours down the sides. And of course, it would be rude to drink out of just one of these. Each brand is available in a pack of two.

Beer Hammer

So you've been banging nails into walls all day and it's just no fun! Whether you're up town, on site or you're just putting up a shelf for your Nan, its thirst quenching work! But you're in work mode now and you're just trying to get the job done, that bottle of 1664 is winking at you and you can't be naffed to go and find a bottle opener. But do not fear, our beer guzzling friends, you have your trusty Beer Hammer in your tool belt. Psshhh... Ahhh bliss!

We couldn't believe that anybody had thought up this brilliant but simple contraption before we saw it advertised. Such a simple idea but so effective if you're the sort who likes to work hard and play hard. Fantastic for hanging up pictures, brilliant for knocking up wardrobes, the king for cracking open a cold one!

Beer Hammer is a real handy gift for the D.I.Y. enthusiast and a great addition to any tool-box. It's a dream gift for carpenters, builders and just about anyone who loves a cold one and banging metal spikes into things. It's the coolest way to open beer and also doubles as a sturdy hammer. Instead of a claw it has a bottle opener which you slip under your bottle cap and in one swift movement, open your bevvie! Hammer a nail, drink a beer, Hammer a nail, drink a beer - or the other way round!

Plastic Pourers

Okay the topic is drink again. Does anyone actually talk about anything else over here in the U.K.? Apart from the weather… Well anyway, imagine this: tonight you are throwing a party, everything is ready. Roughly 500 trillion girls are gonna turn up, and you are going to be the daddy with your world-famous cocktails. Or like us, you probably bought a cocktail book yesterday and have been up all night studying. All of sudden it’s time to drink, and disaster strikes! Your mega-mix Mojito specials don’t taste right. In fact they taste downright wrong, probably because you managed to pour in half a bottle of rum!

Well thanks to the Precision Pourers, this is exactly the sort of situation you can avoid. Simply push into the bottle of your chosen tipple and tilt at an angle of 45 degrees. The ball-bearing mechanism ensures that a 25ml shot is delivered straight to your glass. Or if you prefer, straight to the mouth...

Every household should have one of these. Like most of us, you’re probably a little liberal with your dosages. You kid yourself into thinking that the amount you have poured is very close to a double when in fact it’s blatantly a triple.

So keep tabs on just how much you consume with the Precision Pourers. Using these clever little measuring instruments will help school you in the art of drinking and perhaps save your life. Perhaps... Get to know precisely how much you can ingest then hit the town safe in the knowledge that you know your limit. Without the Precision Pourers, you’ll never know exactly how much you’ve put back and could then continue drinking to oblivion.

Precision Pourers fit on most normal non-bizarre shaped bottle necks, but doesn’t cope too well with creamy liqueurs such as Baileys or Tia Maria because it just can’t hack the gloopiness. And remember to clean thoroughly after use. This way you’ll never experience any problems.

The Precision Pourer is a must-have accessory for those spirit-drinking sessions at home or, well, anywhere really. Oh and don’t start fitting it to your newborn’s milk bottle. That would be silly.

Party Shooter

If you've never experienced the effects of the Bottle Bong Party Shooter you've seriously got to start getting out more! This amazing little drinking contraption will shoot your chosen tipple down your neck at a seriously amazing rate. The boffs in white coats reckon it fires liquid down your throat at a whopping 256% quicker than usual.

Sounds complicated? Well it's not, all you've gotta do is slide the Bottle Bong Party Shooter over the top of your chosen beverage, insert the long straw which is inside to the bottom of your bottle. Put your index finger over the air hole and your mouth round the Party Shooter and take a deep breath. Get ready! Tip the bottle towards your mouth at a 145 degree angle, release your finger from the air hole and get ready to be astounded at the amazing rate the drink starts flowing down your throat! Most bottles go down in about 4 seconds!

The Bottle Bong Party Shooter will get any party howling in next to no time at all and the uses for it are endless. Why not race against your friends or use it to get an ultra quick swig of water whilst your playing football?

The guidelines on the Party Shooter are not to use it alongside alcohol but, in our eyes, that's like putting a chocolate cake in front of a fat kid and telling him not to eat it! Don't underestimate the power of this little beauty because it really does live up to everything we've told you. When you're playing catch-up and you need to guzzle it down the Bottle Bong Party Shooter is definitely the way forward!

Cool Shooters

What could be cooler than a shot glass made of ice? The simple answer is nothing! Cool Shooters are literally the coolest set of shot glasses in the universe. Now you can add an ice cold nip to your favourite sip with this set of easy pop out, ice mould shot glasses. Prepare to give your drinking sessions a crispy cold kick and an ultra cool edge with these groundbreaking Cool Shooters!

Cool Shooters are the ultimate drinking accessory to have in any articulate drinkers drinking cabinet. We spent hours of research on these (believe us - hours) and we came to the conclusion that they are certainly the Fonze of all shot glasses to have in your freezer. Although we spent a lifetime coming up with this conclusion we still don't seem to remember how we got there. Even so, that must be a good thing.

Picture the scene, your fellow drinking buddies are around for a couple of swift ones before you head out, it’s either brave that potent warm sambuca or chuck back a couple of those cheap French beers that you bought far too many of last time you did Dover to Calais. But that’s hardly going to make a splash! Your guests would be a lot more impressed if you knocked them up their favourite drink encased in ice, because no matter how special the glass, nothing can replicate the feeling of ice on the lips.

Cool Shooters are as easy to make as, well, making ice cubes I suppose. Fill up the silicone moulds with whatever you please vodka, juice or just plain old water for the boring lot. Chuck ‘em in the freezer for an hour or two and out pops four frozen ice shots of your choice! These are great for parties, barbecues or any other time of the week you fill like guzzling a half bottle of ice cold Russian vodka!